Thank you for your interest in my invention, the Frivolous Lawsuit, herein F-Law. As the inventor of the F-Law, I ask you cease and desist use until such time as you make proper monetary restitution to me, the inventor.
-Taco Pastorious
Inventor of Frivolous Lawsuits

— Taco Pastorius (@pastorius_taco) September 6, 2018