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Butterball No Longer Halal | the Daily Caller

“At this time, Butterball branded products are not certified halal,” said a company statement on Nov. 19. “This applies to both domestic and international Butterball products.”

However, the company didn’t disavow future Islamic turkeys.

NO! STOP THE ISLAMIC TURKEYS!

“At Butterball, we pride ourselves on our ability to provide consumers around the world with a variety of wholesome and nutritious products. … We remain dedicated to feeding a diverse, growing global population while adhering to all USDA guidelines.”

Most of Butterball’s turkeys are consumed at Thanksgiving, which began as a Christian celebration of Christian settlers’ first harvest in Massachusetts.

Hey, that’s pretty good how they subtly lay claim to Thanksgiving as a Christian holiday! And you thought Thanksgiving was the most secular of secular holidays, foolish liberals.