Am I still dreaming?

I go to sleep for a while and wake up to find a claim that Cruz has been boffing Trump’s bullet-laden spokes-kook, among others. Free Republic is so scared of the story they have pulled, and apparently banned, it. It still sounds too good to be true, not for the sleazy attack on Cruz, but for the epic derp-brawl that is sure to result.

Oh, well, I’m awake now. I’ll make some coffee and popcorn and see how it plays out.