re: #394 SanFranciscoZionist

I then went back to my teaching credential program and told my classmates about this episode. “What was in the Bible?” one of them asked.

“The Word of God,” said I.

“Oh,” she said, “I thought they had, like, a comic book in it or something.”

Nope. Just a Bible.

You should have said, “the… Apocrypha” and given a theatrical shudder.