re: #372 darthstar

How did the chicken cross the road?
Viaduct!

that is so pre Obama…

now day’s first the chicken fill’s out a request form… if approved brings it to the crossing guard… if the crossing guard is not on break, the chicken waits till the crossing guard certifies that traffic in both directions has been stopped. The chicken then provides the approval to cross the street form and after a full body scan, is provided with the 3 hour safety class teaching it how to cross a road. Upon the instructor’s certification that the chicken has been certified to look both ways, the chicken may now fill out the environmental impact form (to be sure that it’s crossing the road will not destroy the earth). If the environmental impact form form is approved , 2 (union) crossing guards & a PETA witness will after approving their over time will then escort the chicken across the road.