re: #303 Old Liberal

She asked if I had gifts. I said several alpaca scarves. She said “what’s alpaca” I said “it’s a small llama”. At which point she got serious and said I was smuggling animal products. I tried to explain that alpaca wool and sheep’s wool are the same kind of thing but gave up after I got the look. She wrote an “A” on my doc which means Animal Smuggler or Asshole or A Plus Citizen, not sure. Walked through the next checkpoint and felt creeped out.

You told her what it was. Unless the definition of smuggling changed, in which case you’re doing it wrong.