So, poking around the Internet and I see they’re thinking about a fifth Indiana Jones film - I wonder what they’re gonna call it.

Indiana Jones and the Kids Who Won’t Stay Off My Goddamn Lawn?

After the cinematic embarrassment that was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I think it’s time to retire the Indiana Jones franchise once and for all (and they should’ve let it go after Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, which served as a nice way to wrap up the series, ending on a high note).