Forgot to mention that today is my birthday, 68 years young.

Not only was I born on the summer solstice, but also within sight of Stonehenge (if you climb a tall steeple or something).
Years ago, I briefly dated a girl who thought I must have some sort of super paranormal powers as a result. She was very disappointed when I told her that I was a rationalist and did not believe in such things.
She eventually announced that she and her New Age group were going to Peru to meet some UFOs that were slated to arrive at a sacred Inca harmonic convergence zone and landing field. There was even a rumor that Jesus Christ would arrive with them. I told her to be sure and get pictures. She exploded and announced that she was fed up with my cynicism. I was closed off, closed minded, missing the truth of the universe, out of touch with reality. I responded, “Okay, you’re going to Peru to meet UFOs but I am out of touch with reality?” and the split was finalized.