re: #404 ObserverArt

So he’s been sending dick pics. I never understood why that was a good idea. Like, seriously, if I was a random woman and got a text from a guy - celebrity or otherwise - that was a picture of his penis, well, what is that supposed to do? Am I supposed to be impressed? IT’S A DICK. It looks vaguely like every other dick in existence. I’m sure it’s very nice. How about you keep it in your pants and convince me to let you use it on me later by proving yourself a worthwhile mate.