TAKE THAT MIKE HUCKABEE, YOU’VE BEEN CONNIFFED!

Mike Huckabee seems like a nice guy. I bet if you were his neighbor, he’d smile and wave when you passed him on the street, and if you were walking hand-in-hand with your same-sex partner, he’d have a spring in his step and a twinkle in his eye as he preached to his congregation that you are an abomination who will rot in hell for all eternity. Nobody expresses hate speech with as much friendly affability as Mike Huckabee. The vile words that roll so breezily off his tongue have the sound of gentle country-folk music, but they have the stench of freshly made feces, which is why he always has a shit-eating grin on his face.

and it goes on.