re: #38 Eclectic Cyborg

Simple: He’s the only one who didn’t say no.

I like to imagine that Trump ran the VP selection process as if it were a pageant. The contestants would not have competed based on physical appearance, but on their ability to cringe and scrape before GodEmperor Trump.

The worthy winner of this contest was Mike Pence, Christian Pharisee Power Bottom (h/t Driftglass).