re: #18 Man, DangerMan

ditto
if you dont leave a message, you’re not looking for me

My voicemail greeting was “do not leave a message because I don’t read them, call me back if you need to speak to me”. My voicemail box filled up soon after. I haven’t emptied it. I mean, really, text me if you need to but I will not be bothered to track down my phone when it rings. And it does “ring”, none of that nonsense of playing a cute melody. Git offa my lawn.