This is like the “big strong guy who was crying because I’m so wonderful” story.

Or the “Nobody knows/is [whatever] more/less than me.”

Trump just has a repertoire of remarks he says over and over, regardless of whether they are ever true.

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 1, 2019

The hurricane came up to me and said “Sir, …”

— Ken Bane (@KenBane1) September 1, 2019

It was a big, strong hurricane, and it was crying. No one knows more about hurricanes than I do, but I heard I had the biggest audience in history watching me. I blow harder.

— Fleisch (@Fleisch2) September 1, 2019