re: #7 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I would have panicked at the sight of a package of masks arriving at my door.

Still, just imagine they had gone through with it: there would have been a million CT’s circulating within minutes of the first arrival on how they were infested with everything from smallpox to 5G nanobots…

You announce what the masks are, for a week or so before mailing them, how they’re used, why they’re used. Nightly news for a week before mailing. Them you include a letter with the masks. No panic.