You can’t make this stuff up:

You’re mad that on the first day of Hanukkah, they’re not saying “Merry Christmas?” Mary Alice, get a hobby. @Mary52Alice pic.twitter.com/Ymo6e395jt

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) December 24, 2016

It’s real—here’s Mary Alice’s actual tweet. Some of the the replies are pretty funny:

@TheDemocrats to all of you. It’s Merry Christmas. Jesus is the reason you are here. Please speak right or go on to another country

— Mary Alice Billberry (@Mary52Alice) December 24, 2016