re: #406 GlutenFreeJesus

I think he found it.

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One of the things that made DailyKos great in the day.

By Jeff Lieber (kossack creator of the TV show Lost)

So, about a year ago (four now) I’m playing basketball on a Sunday morning and my wife is home with both the kids and we are out of something important… like diapers and milk… and she makes the brave decision to go to the grocery store.

So, she rounds up my daughter, gets her in the car, and then goes back into the house looking for my then two year-old son.

She calls to him once, then twice, then finally hears him coming down the stairs saying, “Tatue” over and over again.

“Tatue?” my wife thinks. What’s a “Tatue?”

And that’s when she sees it…

…my son had managed to go into our bathroom and find the last vestige of our dating life, which happened to be a large black dildo… with a crank on the end.*

So, my son is pointing with the dildo and gesturing with the dildo and waving it in the air like a wand and saying “Tatue”, which my wife finally realizes means STATUE.

Oh, lord, he thinks its a statue.

Well, now the negotiating starts. My wife would REALLY like my son to put down the… um… “Tatue”… but my son has other ideas and refuses to go out of the house without it.

I’m sure I’m going to lose most of the non-parents here, but the parents will back me up that when you have kids, and something must be done, a parent will sometimes make a ridiculous choice just to avoid a temper tantrum.

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