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The Door Opens - Update: The Door Closes

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Rugby the Clovrfield Momster2/21/2009 6:55:39 pm PST

Hello my name is RUGBY and i am a terrifyign monster from A DISTANT PLANTET!

plz note: i used to be a lovable & pretty rat (Rattus norvegicus) who lived on earth and sometimes posted on LFG but that is a different story and too long & boring to get into right now.

the executive summary though is that unlike my old cute and furry serlf, now i am extremely scary, 247 feet tall, and can bite a GRAPE WHITE SHARK (Carcharodon carcharias, aka “Jaws”!) in half AS THOUGH it were a delicious piece of candy!! BUT it’s still okay to call me “Rubgy” like in the old days okay? and probably i will not eat you

BTW getting onto the Internet wh en you are a 25-stroy high monster is no picnic i can tell you…

yes it’s true!? in spite of the ADA Act, basic accessibiltiy remains a porblem across the Universe. for straters, it is hard to use a normal keyboard if you only have THREE figners and each one is roughly teh size of a 7-11.

BUT ENOUGH about me! how have you guys been?

Love & XOXo,

R*UG*B*Y*!