Which brave journalistic outlet will be the first to report that anonymous NSA sources told them that Snowden leaked 7 bajillion documents?

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 14, 2014

@bungdan Printing US-Govt-serving claims from anonymous official sources is the highest & most noble function a patriotic journalist serves.

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 14, 2014

@infinite_me @sysprog3 Actually, he genetically engineered the documents to breed, so they exponentially multiply every month.

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 14, 2014

.@ggreenwald obviously knows how many docs Snowden stole. So why doesn’t he just say the number instead of behaving like a massive jerk?

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) February 14, 2014