re: #414 jamesfirecat

“In doing so, Charles Johnson, I will metaphorically crush you. I will metaphorically disembowel you and eat your innards. But I will not do a single physical thing to you. Nor will I encourage others to.”

I believe this is the blogging equivalent of when you hold your finger an inch away from your brother’s face at all times and then blithely repeat “what I’m not touching you!” Over and over again…

I will take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Metaphorically.