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Justanotherhuman6/05/2015 10:24:34 am PDT

Ach, what a morning. I was threatened with eviction by the “property mgmt” person who lives in Romania because I demanded notice before their “quarterly inspection” of my apt. She also lied about giving me any notice. I’d like to know how she expects to win in court since my rent is always paid on time and I keep the place so clean the old landlord used to show it when the bankers came through for appraisal purposes. She claims I’m “violating the lease” (which is up the end of the month anyway) by not allowing them to enter any time they feel like it, without notice.

We’re going to have to get out of here. They’re not keeping up the place anyway. Landscaping looks like shit now, overgrown and unweeded, browning grass, etc.

This has been my home for 5 yrs and these “hipsters” come along and ruin everything. Such is life.