This has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a while…

CUM vs MILF Headline Contest

Taliban forces in the tribal areas have just joined together to form a united front against the Pakistani government. Their new organization?

Council of United Mujahideen, or CUM. I kid you not.

Best jihadi acronym ever?

Or does that title still belong to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, or MILF?

CUM.

It’s like they want us to mock them.

Tomorrow’s headlines, today:

“New Video: Taliban CUM on Filipino MILF”

Heh.