Ah yes, the classic 7 year-old’s moves when if they were the one who did something wrong.

“But, but … he started it!!”

“It wasn’t me!!”

“This isn’t fair!!”

— Dot Matrix Printer Sales and Service (@mynamesnotgordy) August 6, 2019

It should catch ANYONE’S eye! Whichever of those two said it first HONESTLY BELIEVES that—at least when they have the Senate in their party’s hands—Americans elect a king for four-year cycles!

— (((Chrysi Cat))) (@chrysicat) August 6, 2019