re: #32 Charles

The law didn’t seem to stop him, did it?

This is my favorite related story of all time and since the guy is from AZ I think it’s on-topic:
thesmokinggun.com

Fire Chief Caught On The Lamb
Arizona man, 52, found with pants down in neighbor’s barn

When later confronted, the 52-year-old Johnson, who apparently had been drinking, told the neighbor (who has the improbable name of Alan Goats), “You caught me Alan, I tried to f*** your sheep.”