re: #40 Cannadian Club Akbar

”Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
—Ronald Reagan

It’s funny because it’s true.

Ronnie was mistaken. As Erma Bombeck told us all, motherhood is the second oldest profession.

(Ephraim Kishon writes of a long, exhausting evening, trying to find Amsterdam’s red-light district without actually coming out and saying it. A gentleman at the corner, asked about ‘the world’s oldest profession’ gave him directions to the Department of Agriculture. Finally, at three AM, he grabbed a cop by the lapels and demanded “Where are the whores?” and the guy told him.)