re: #12 sagehen

11, Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

12. Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat.
13. Never drive a car when you’re dead.

re: #21 Dark_Falcon

Jindal, Christie, Rubio, for starters.

Bobby “Non-consensual Exorcism” Jindal? Are you shitting me?

p.s. This online petition for a recount is full of bitter wingnut tears and conspiracy derp. Not as good as White People Mourning Romney, but enjoyable none the less. For the record, here is my contribution to the cause.