re: #415 Sifty

They should hang a sign at the border:

Welcome to America
1. You are here because where you come from sucks.

Really? Every place else one might come from sucks in comparison with America? Have you ever traveled abroad? This kind of thinking is why a lot of people consider us to be arrogant, know-nothing pricks.

2. America doesn’t suck.

Tell that to someone from Hoboken?

3. Don’t bring any of your suck in with you.

Not even their delicious sausage and cheese.

Crikey. Poor America.