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Keystone XL Pipeline Bill Stalls in Senate

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Higgs Boson's Mate11/19/2014 8:52:15 am PST

Via The Borowitz Report:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell unveiled his party’s long-awaited plan on immigration on Wednesday, telling reporters, “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live.”