Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. First of all, who the hell is supposed to be Aslan in that stupid Narnia metaphor? Secondly, it’s the Wicked Witch of the West who melts, not the White Witch. But then knowing that would have required Erick to actually read a book. Oh and good luck getting all that salt past Senate security. I’m sure they’ll really appreciate having their time wasted by a juvenile prank.

God, the idiocy of these people astounds me.