The Bob Cesca Podcast: Dixville Notch

Eclectic Cyborg2/12/2020 10:54:22 am PST

re: #430 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

The other decided to liven things up by calling 9-1-1 to report a stuck elevator with smoke starting to affect the passengers inside. The FD and paramedics arrived to rescue them. Alas, we have no elevator. I was fined a thousand dollars for the incident. I was not amused at the “joke” at all and let this be known when I confronted the employee with the evidence. Contrary to his report, though, I did not threaten him with crucifixion or dismemberment by rabid jackals.

Holy shit dude! That’s all kinds of fucked up.