re: #430 Khal Wimpo (the extinguisher of tiki torches)

Depends. How many insecure little man-babies live around there? For a while, during the late stages of the subprime mortgage boom, the Lambo dealership in Scottsdale, AZ, couldn’t keep ‘em on the lot.

Every dipshit bartender who got into flipping houses, took his first paycheck and plopped it down as a down payment on his dream car. Along with bolt-on fake boobs for the girlfriend, mounds of cocaine and big boats that clogged up Lake Meade.

Basically, Trump writ small.

What, did they all grow up watching Miami Vice?

BTW, on the plus side, now that they’re built by Audi, Lambos actually work reliably.