re: #432 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“Mr. Trump? I’m your, uhh, biggest fan, sir. Thanks to you, I can now tell the American people that truly, I am not a crook.”

Nixon on a phone in…..
“I’d like to thank you Mr. President for making all my crimes seem so………..small by comparison. Again, thank you.”
Muffled laughter in the background, car doors slamming, peeling rubber with Satisfaction by the Stones playing off in the distance.