Folks, just wait till the next debate when Captain Combover goes full QAnon and announces that he really is leading the White Hats in a battle against The Deep State as he liberates the Mole Children from the clutches of Evil Tom Hanks and Evil Demonic Priestess Oprah.

Oh and he’ll also say that he’s outlawing the use of Adrenochrome…and JFK Jr. will be appearing at his next campaign rally where he will announce that he’s going to arrest Hillary and Obama…