Ed Whelan is being roundly mocked for his astonishing tweet thread. But let’s consider the facts. Whelan is old enough to have teenage sons. Here’s a floor plan of what could well be his house. Note the desk in the second bedroom, where a teen impersonating Whelan could… 1/302 pic.twitter.com/L8qTwWWwED

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) September 21, 2018

Waiting here, tumescent, for 2/302. https://t.co/bAQHEQyilU

— David Simon (@AoDespair) September 21, 2018