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Ward Churchill Wins, Awarded Princely Sum

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Capitalistincharge4/02/2009 6:40:26 pm PDT

Hey Lizards! As I’ve said before I hit the parent jackpot when I was born. Just got a call from my 75 year old mom who was so excited she sounded 15. They had a CD mature and had wondered what to do with the money. Mom said since Obama is in charge, she doesn’t feel good about reinvesting. So, they bought a Segway for one of our wounded heros. She just got a call from Segs4Vets and invited to Walter Reed to see their Vet receive his Segway, learn to use it and meet his family. They are also going to be treated to dinner at Ruth Chris Steakhouse with the Vet and his family. Dad (decorated combat vet of Korea) got on the phone and got choked up. He said “Kid, we didn’t do this to be thanked, I just don’t know if we should go.” I assured him and mother that indeed they should go and enjoy. They’ve never been to DC before.