Someone ‘splain to me why I would want/ need to TWEET!?!?

I don’t care/ need to know which restaurant a friend of mine is at for breakfast NOR what they may be ordering! Hell, when I’m out to eat with them I don’t even care what they order
I don’t care/ need to know what moronic thing you have to pass along, that was passed along to you, that was passed along to the person that passed it along to them, that was passed along from ,,,,,,,
I don’t want/ need to “FOLLOW” someone
I don’t want/ need someone to “FOLLOW” ME!
(aren’t those the definition of stalking, btw!)

AND ,, for all the above,,, I get to pay EXTRA for it on my wireless phone bill!!

JOY!!