re: #431 Cato the Elder

As to prudery, I miss the topless beaches of Europe. A German girlfriend once visited here and took her top off at the ole swimming hole. She got shocked looks and one flabby old hake threatened to call the police.

Ah, Europe.

I had a friend that was dating a German girl, and he had to explain that trying on jeans on the sales floor at the Gap was a no-no in the USA. She said “But, I’m wearing panties”