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Onion: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived of True Meaning of Christmas

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Mattand12/19/2013 9:37:05 am PST

re: #456 Pie-onist Overlord

Heh.

Pieover Country
Pie By Night
Traveling Down The Pieways of America
Living The Life Of Piely
The Pie Of Your Life

Just call it “Crust”. Simple, easy-to-remember, looks good on a poster.