re: #24 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I was a white college freshman wanker, but my views were heard only by the people I spoke to directly, I did not have the option of tweeting them to let the whole world what I wanker I was.

I will be forever grateful that my misspent youth took place entirely before camera phones, youtube or twitter. There’s no proof of any of it.