re: #35 keloyd

BREAKING - (cnn, just now) Faisal Shazad’s father was a senior officer in the Pakistani Air force.

Damn, you’d think this slacker would have done a better job. I spent half the day, until I could catch up with the news, wondering if this was not some kind of prank.

Accused Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzed worked as a junior financial analyst in the Stamford, CT office of the Affinion Group, an international marketing firm, ABC News has learned.

Shahzad, who federal officials say has admitted his involvement in the New York City terror plot after being arrested late Monday at the JFK airport, worked at the firm from mid-2006 to 2009.

Proof that Excel spreadsheets will fuck your mind up in a hurry….