re: #455 William Lewis

Gin? You have my sympathy child. I will pray that you are born again into the faith of the true brown spirit, distilled from barley and aged in oak, that gives us the true meaning of “Water of Life” …

My wife & I bought a house earlier this year. Didn’t intend to get a fixer-upper, but… cheap-shit mid-90s construction & years of poor maintenance. Woke up at 5am a couple of weeks ago to a hellish crashing sound. Discovered that our “liquor shelf” in the pantry collapsed and sent booze and glass everywhere. The ONLY (glass) thing to survive was my bottle of Sapphire. It was a sign. Berries of enlightenment.