Morning folks! Just ordered a new camera. This is the latest Amazon customer review for it:

Being relatively new to photography it was no surprise that this camera exceeded my expectations. It seemed a little expensive at first but I have already made my money back by selling pictures of Sebastian’s mum to the man who cuts my Nan’s grass every other Sunday. This camera is a nice size yet not to small for my massive hands (FYI I can crush four walnuts in one hand) this camera is so easy to operate and proof of this was the other day when I saw a man drowning in a lake without hesitation I rose to the occasion and jumped into action. There wasn’t a moment to loose so rather than waste time running over to the lake I utilised the amazing optical zoom capability of the camera which caused no problems at all with the auto focus as I could see his pain and suffering from over 300 meters away. But on a lighter note about the man downing I am please to say that this review can defiantly finish on a high because I ended up taking the picture with the sun behind my subject and to my amazement the camera compensated for this and the photos of the unfortunate mans death were amazing.

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