I got a ‘reverse nine hundred and eleven’ phone call this morning, which is what they called it, just to keep me wondering wtf was going on. It was calling off the alert that I never did get about a school shooting incident. It said the incident had been confirmed to be limited to the Springfield, Ohio area, and was being investigated by their local authorities and the FBI.

One thousand six hundred and fifty miles from here. More or less. Makes me feel like they’re really on top of things. Somewhere.

Apparently, any high school with an ‘s’ in the name is a possibility.

‘School’ has an ‘s’ in it.