Kentucky T-Shirts for Sale: 'Yup, I'm A Racist'

Gus7/04/2010 6:23:01 pm PDT

“Son, when are you going to come home for Christmas dinner?”

“Mom, I already told you. I’ll be there as soon as I’m done compiling data for a study of Little Green Football users including charts, graphs, and schedules. This might take a year or more. I love you mom but this is more important! By the way, can I borrow some money?”