The Bob Cesca Podcast: "Malcolm Nance III"

Joe Bacon 🌹5/08/2019 10:04:10 pm PDT

re: #46 Anymouse 🌹

(video, 5:59, goes to Utah Outcasts, caution for coarse language and adult subjects)

A whole list of things from Bryan Fischer which will keep you out of Heaven, because the American Family Association has replaced gatekeeper St. Peter or something.

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Reminds me of the time I talked to Rodney Dangerfield on the phone and he wouldn’t stop telling jokes.

“I tell you nobody likes me. When I was a kid nobody played with me…so I played with myself…”

“I walked down the street and saw a bar with a sign ‘topless and bottomless’. I walked in and nobody was there…”

“I dialed suicide prevention…they put me on hold…”

“I went into a KFC…the guy in front of me ordered a Big Mac…and the clerk asked if he wanted fries with that…”

“I went fishing and the worms wouldn’t let me put them on the hook…”

“I went to the plastic surgeon…they told me to go to a veterinarian…”

“I went to a strip club…and folks threw money at me to keep my clothes on…”

My supervisor listened in on the call and almost died laughing…