Colbert on Trump's Bizarre New Hampshire Rally: Ivanka Is Beautiful, Coronavirus Will Go Away by Itself

Targetpractice2/12/2020 12:03:25 pm PST

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Boss: We’re experiencing the greatest profitability in this company’s history! We’re making money hand over fist!

Workers: That’s awesome!

Boss: Unfortunately, we’re also experiencing major financial issues, so all the pay raises we promised have been canceled.

Workers: But you just said the company is profitable!

Boss: Yes I did, which is why that profit is going to our investors. Feel free to thank me for not firing your ass for pointing that out.