re: #28 lawhawk
Boss: We’re experiencing the greatest profitability in this company’s history! We’re making money hand over fist!
Workers: That’s awesome!
Boss: Unfortunately, we’re also experiencing major financial issues, so all the pay raises we promised have been canceled.
Workers: But you just said the company is profitable!
Boss: Yes I did, which is why that profit is going to our investors. Feel free to thank me for not firing your ass for pointing that out.