Now that I think about it, I have a few other beliefs:

- I believe that the images of mail ballots being dumped into piles or locked up in mail trucks will haunt the Repubs for the next 2-4 years as they count the casualties of Donny’s war against “fraud”

- I believe you’re gonna see Republicans suddenly screaming about “counting all the votes” and pushing states to accept ballots past the current deadlines

- I believe total voter turnout is gonna shock the fuck out of people across the political spectrum, leading to speculation about what it could mean for the country going forward if they can maintain even a fraction of such for future elections

- I believe we will never get a concession speech from Trump, no matter how badly the loss is. That the only thing we can look forward to is a press release, put out sometime between Election Night and December when states start certifying their results, insisting in the most passive-aggressive fashion possible that Biden “cheated” his way to victory and that while they don’t agree with the results they have exhausted their legal means of challenging them. And topping the whole thing with conspiracy theories about Chinese hackers and Russian agents, for which Congress must immediately begin an investigation because “the people have questions!”