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EPA Head Flips, Flops

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HoosierHoops5/12/2009 6:17:51 pm PDT

Hi Lizards..I got your story for today..
I came home from work exhausted..Let the dog out in the Backyard..Later I checked on him..and he was gone..Just gone..Our entire backyard is enclosed by 6 ft fence..I panicked. I look everywhere…I lost the only pet I have ever owned..I checked everywhere..
Somehow little Winston crawled under the fence…
I totally panicked around 6pm.. I ran 2 miles down our country road calling out his name..Finally I came up to somebodies house playing with Winston in the front yard..You missing a dog..I called Winston and he ran to me full speed and jumped in my arms..I took him home and sweet talked him till we got in the yard..I had tears in my eyes thinking I had lost my little boy.Then I smacked him twice in the yard..His first smacks..I hated it..and I do have Winston’s notice..I put him out backyard about an hour ago with a chain on and he didn’t even move from the deck..He was at attention in the middle of the deck..It was really funny really..Oh Winston .It was 2 smacks of love…You ever escape again I’ll really be pissed…
Poor Winston..He doesn’t know we will not let him die on a country road chasing cats..
/He;ll pay for those 2 miles..I hope he can swim