re: #42 Kragar

“According to my calculations, the Bible -“
“Which one?”
“What?”
“Which Bible did you use?”
“Um, the Christian Bible.”
“No, I get that. I mean, were you using an English translation, Latin, Greek, Aramaic?”
“Uh, well-“
“What year was the version you used released?”
“I, uh-“
“Because I’m thinking that just maybe, over thousands of years and multiple translations, the math might have gotten just a wee bit fuzzy. Sorry for the interruption. Please, go ahead with your numerology *snicker*.”

What gets me is he’s using astrology to determine the Second Coming. I thought that Evangelical Christians consider astrology to be a form of witchcraft, and therefore satanic.

If I model this celestial event on Stellarium, will I bring about the Apocalypse? If the Yellowstone Caldera blows later tonight, you’ll know who to blame.