re: #43 darthstar (click me, I dare ya)

Okay, secret assassin man with a price…you go get ‘em!

It goes very well with my selling seats for defense conferences, as my job gives me enough contacts that I can quickly whatever hardware I need to accomplish any mission. It also allows me to find any inventor building gear for superheroes and neutralized them by inviting them to a conference. Once they get to the conference, The Cabal uses its influence to make sure they meet the right people, after which the inventor almost always turns on the heroes in exchange for a fat DoD contract and and startup funds from Bain Capital to mass produce their gadgets. This lasts for a couple of years and then General Dynamics or Northrup-Grumman buys the new company out, giving the inventor a big payday and officially transforming him into a Fat Cat.

/Nothing in this post preceding this sentence should be taken as true.