re: #491 Soona’

Criticisms from the left. Okay:

1. Civil liberties—-we still have way too many.
2. Gay rights—-there’s still heteros out there.
3. Cap & Tax—-doesn’t go far enough.
4. National Healthcare—-kill everyone over fifty.
5. Ad infinitem—-bow down to the O. He won.

Yeah, that’s right. We’re all DFH’s and when we’re not smoking pot, hating America, and bowing five times a day towards DC we’re performing gay marriages, having abortions, and euthanising the elderly.

We’d do them all at once, but the pot has wrecked our ability to multi-task. It’s a short-term memory thing. I can’t hate America AND remember where my bong is all at the same time.